Clueless (TV Series)

Driving Me Crazy (1996)

Elisa Donovan: Amber Mariens

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Quotes 

• Cher Horowitz : Maybe this driving thing isn't as easy as it looks.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I never thought it looked easy.

  Cher Horowitz : By the way, did you notice that Queenie was noticably absent today?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Absolutely chicken.

  Cher Horowitz : So obviously tipped off about the film festival.

  Amber Mariens : [arriving]  Oh, did I miss Wheels of Tragedy? Sorry I was late, I had a little appointment at the DMV... where I picked up... this!

  [laughingly showing off driver's license] 

  Amber Mariens : It goes perfectly with the new car Daddy bought me.

  Cher Horowitz : [surprised]  You got your license?

  Amber Mariens : Yes, so I'm sorry, I won't be able to join you in your little

  [patronizing gesture] 

  Amber Mariens : film society.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : How did you do this? You just turned sixteen last week.

  Amber Mariens : Practice. Daddy's been letting me drive since I was twelve.

  Cher Horowitz : Isn't that illegal?

  Amber Mariens : [scoffs]  We just drive on our own property. I mean, who's going to arrest us, the landscaper?

  [laughs] 

  Amber Mariens : Oh, well, now the freeway is my oyster. And while you pedestrians are scrambling around trying to find a ride, I will be driving

  [crows with joy] 

  Amber Mariens : to all the parties, and handsome men will snap to my command. Oh, I can't wait to use valet!

  [giggles merrily, goes off] 

  Amber Mariens : Fun!

  Jasmine : This should be new for her, sitting in the front seat.

  Cher Horowitz : You know, guys, this puts us under serious pressure.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Ah, please, if she can do this. we can do it. All we have to do, is practice.

  [they all go off, Cher follows with a sigh] 

• Cher Horowitz : [in her mind]  Welcome to the dollhouse, Cher. I am such a chi standing all alone. Please, I am being hypersensitive. Nobody notices.

  [but...] 

  Amber Mariens : Oh, Cher, I've seen everybody's driver's license but yours.

  [condescending:] 

  Amber Mariens : Are you embarrassed by the picture?

  Cher Horowitz : [vulnerable]  No.

  Amber Mariens : Oh.

  [laughs] 

  Amber Mariens : Bad, Amber! Bad! Bad, Amber!

  [laughs] 

  Amber Mariens : That's right! You choked! You didn't take the test! What's the matter, Cher? Are you afraid you'll fail?

• Cher Horowitz : [voiceover]  I was destined to maintain my pedestrian status.

  [in her mind, forever walking, dog-tired] 

  Cher Horowitz : All I could do was chip in and read the math. I'm not good at that either.

  Amber Mariens : [in Cher's mind, in convertible pulling up next to her, gloating]  Need a lift, Cher?

  Cher Horowitz : [voiceover]  I had become a vehicular pariah.