Clueless (TV Series)

Do We with Bad Haircuts Not Feel? (1996)

Stacey Dash: Dionne 'Dee' Davenport

Quotes 

• Cher Horowitz : [voiceover, as she sits in class nestling with boyfriend]  Speaking of comfort and well-being, look at my new boyfriend. He is beyond Baldwin, I mean, we're pushing the Keanu envelope here. On top of the babe factor, Devon's dad runs a record company, so my friends and I are seeing all the new groups.

  Miss Geist : Dionne, what does Red Menace mean to you?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Oh, well, usually around Christmas time, all the designers make everything in red when remarkably few people look acceptable in it.

  Miss Geist : I'm talking about the Red Menace of the 1950s.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Miss Geist, that was way before my time.

• Amber Mariens : I love Stella Tennant's bangs-in-the-eyes do.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I wish I could get my hair to stay in my eyes.

  Amber Mariens : I think, for the Tropical Fiesta, I'm gonna dye my hair that new red like Linda Evangelista has.

  Cher Horowitz : I'm considering the Nadja shade.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I'm just gonna do a simple Yasmin.

  Cher Horowitz : Oh, that will look so pretty on you.

  Amber Mariens : Good choice.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I know.

  Murray : Okay, time out. Who is Linda, Yasmin and Nadja?

  [counting them off on his fingers] 

  Sean Holiday : Yeah, and how do you know all these people, and we never met them?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : D-uh! We don't know them, they're supermodels.

  Murray : [imitates Superman fanfare]  Supermodels! Hey, Sean, I wonder if you could kill a supermodel with Kryptonite?

  [they burst out laughing] 

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [not amused]  Hello! Def Jam over yet?

• Amber Mariens : Shall I go for my Versace?

  Cher Horowitz : Are you forgetting the striped Tobago of the Spring Dance?

  Amber Mariens : Oh...

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : You know, I could wear my Alaia, but what if I wanna dance?

  Amber Mariens : Or sit?

  Cher Horowitz : Or breathe?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Mm.

  Cher Horowitz : Oh, my God, my Vivienne Westwood, I mean, it's seasons and seasons old, but I've never worn it.

  [leads them to her wardrobe] 

  Cher Horowitz : Oh, it's perfect for a fiesta. It's green, it's got these little thatched huts details,

  [sighs] 

  Cher Horowitz : makes me feel very tropical.

  [stands in front of her extensive closet, sliding array of designer dresses past on the coasting frame] 

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : With the new pastel nails, and a pair of vintage sling-backs, oh, I just love mixing decades.

  Amber Mariens : [gasps as Cher shows them the outfit]  This dress is perfect for you!

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : It's so tropical.

  Amber Mariens : But you must change your hair. This dress is screaming chunky layers.

  Cher Horowitz : I... I don't know... A haircut?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Oh, Cher, it's been multiple eons since you've reinvented yourself.

  Amber Mariens : Has Madonna taught us nothing?

• Cher Horowitz : [in class]  Dee, all these supermodels totally recommend this Ka-feen guy.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [gasps]  The Ka-feen?

  Amber Mariens : What?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Ka-feen's gonna take you as a client?

  Cher Horowitz : Apparently he can squeeze me in very early before school.

  Amber Mariens : [envious]  Wait a minute! You got a Ka-feen appointment?

  Murray : [overhearing, and mimicking]  She got a Ka-feen appointment?

  Sean Holiday : Yes, Ka-feen!

  Murray : Uhm, I'm so proud I got me a Ka-feen appointment.

  Sean Holiday : [yanking off Murray's floppy hat]  But don't cover it up. Ooh,

  [Murray is shaven bald] 

  Sean Holiday : it's so crisp, it's so clean...

  Murray : Oh, baby, it's Ka-feen!