The Closer (TV Series)
Standards and Practices (2005)
G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza
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Quotes
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Brenda Leigh Johnson : And, Lieutenant Provenza...
Louie Provenza : Yes, ma'am.
Brenda Leigh Johnson : I need this hurried to S.I.D. in about two shakes of a lamb's tail. Thank you so very much. And keep it taped off, ladies and gentlemen. Because until we understand things better...
Louie Provenza : [imitating Brenda, in a serious manner] Uh, this is a crime scene, y'all.
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Louie Provenza : That's a rat?
Det. Andy Flynn : That's his hair replacement system.
Louie Provenza : His what?
Det. Andy Flynn : They used to call it a toupee.
Louie Provenza : Yeah, well, they used to call them bald, too.
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Louie Provenza : [imitating Brenda] Lieutenant Flynn, see if this bottle has any prints on it other than the ones belongin' to our big-time Hollywood producer here. Thank yew!
[Flynn laughs]
Louie Provenza : Yoo-hoo! Detective Sanchez, yoo-hoo, uh, would you ask S.I.D. to come down here for one little second. Oh, and, detective Daniels, I want to talk to the neighbor who called this in. Thank you. Lieutenant Tao, grab your abacas and see if y'all can figure out the time of death.
[the detectives are all laughing]
Brenda Leigh Johnson : [appears behind him] Thank yew, Lieutenant! Those are all excellent ideas.