Announcer: Previously on a very special Clone High: Joan got a new room mate. Abe and Cleo continued to date. And Gandhi became an inmate. Here's a paper plate.
[Joan of Arc is ranting about Snowflake Day to the girl in the dumpster]
Joan of Arc: Who cares about spices and seasonings and traditional snowflake meats? Snowflake day is just another made up holiday courtesy of the Greeting Card Industry, just like Valentine's Day and Easter.
[Two Greeting Card Industry assassins stand on a rooftop nearby. One wields a rifle]
Greeting Card Industry Assassin: [whispering] I can take her out right now.