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"Clone High" Film Fest: Tears of a Clone (TV Episode 2002) Poster

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George Washington Carver: [on a fake boat set, trying to make a film with Gandhi] Say what?

Gandhi: Cut. No! No, no, man, you're making me fall asleep... tah death, bro! 'K, the line is "Say whaaaaat?"

[long and high-pitched]

George Washington Carver: Say what?

Gandhi: [inflected] "Say whaaaaat?"

George Washington Carver: [normal] Say what?

Gandhi: [with tone] "Say..."

George Washington Carver: [repeating in normal tone] "Say"...

Gandhi: [high-pitched] "Whaaaaaaaaa"!

George Washington Carver: What?

Gandhi: [inflected] Say whaaaat!

George Washington Carver: [irritated] I! 'ey! This character is not me!

Gandhi: [still in his acting mood] Say whaaaa...?

George Washington Carver: Stop it! Listen...!

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Scudworth: Mr. Butlertron, my bosses are coming over for dinner and look at this place! I haven't changed a thing since I got my degree in the Mad Sciences from ASU.

Mr. Butlertron: Maybe some overpriced knick-knacks will add a touch of class.

Scudworth: They've got a great selection down at Restoration Pottery Pier and Barrel.

Mr. Butlertron: Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?

[Scudworth pulls out a credit card]

ScudworthMr. Butlertron: [together] Shopping spreeeee!

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Announcer: Previously on a very special Clone High: Joan made a declaration...

Joan of Arc: Abe I want you.

Announcer: Abe found a new form of recreation. He's not gay or anything. Abe actually likes Cleo, a girl. That was just a hilarious plot twist. Hey, you miss an episode it's your funeral. I'm talking to you, Doug.

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Shadowy Figure: [menacing] I think this is an issue we should talk about... in person.

Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth: [excited] Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden. It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype.

Shadowy Figure: We were thinking somewhere more... intimate. Your house. Next Friday. No dairy.

[pause]

Shadowy Figure: Please.

Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth: Damnit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!

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Shadowy figure: [In video conference with Scudworth] Look, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross-country meet. But that riot was unacceptable!

Scudworth: Unacceptable! Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

Shadowy figure: [Pounds fist on table] Principal Scudworth if you were running this school there would be no riots! Only clone soldiers trained for superior physical and intellectual combat!

Scudworth: [Walking away, giggling to himself] Little do they know I have my own plans for these clones. Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all!

Shadowy figure: [pause] You're talking in a normal indoor speaking voice.

Scudworth: [Brow arches] So I AM!

Scudworth: [Whispering] Little do they know I have my own plans for...

Shadowy figure: [Interrupting] Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice man! Clone of Karen Carpenter thin! I think this is an issue we need to talk about... in person.

Scudworth: [Enthusiastically] Maybe we could have dinner! Perhaps the Olive Garden! It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!

Shadowy figure: [Menacingly] We were thinking somewhere more... intimate. Your house! Next Friday! No dairy!

Shadowy figure: [pause] Please.

Scudworth: [Video feed of Shadowy Figures turns off] Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!

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Joan of Arc: But, you don't know what you're doing!

Thomas Edison: Or do I?

Joan of Arc: No!

Thomas Edison: Or is it yes?

Joan of Arc: No!

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