Quick Stop is put under government control after Leonardo is said to have been infected with a deadly virus by a monkey at the new pet store next to RST Video (at which they find Patrick Swayze working). Unfortunately, Jay and Silent Bob steal the monkey so they can teach it to smoke. The town of Leonardo is to be destroyed unless Dante and Randal manage to stop the helicopter pilot from dropping a bomb. After Randal tells the pilot that Dante is gay, Dante is forced to state that he is gay on live television to save the town.
Did You Know?
Dante and Randall start the show by reading letters from the viewers. One of these letters was written by a Mr. Richard Feder of Fort Lee, New Jersey. This is the same fictional name used for the person that "wrote" letters to Saturday Night Live
(1975) character Roseanne Roseannadanna. Another letter is from Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
, who is the wife of creator Kevin Smith
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What can we do? I'm willing to donate any of my parts and services to help.
What are you; some kind of robot?
No, that's just an expression. New program: kill the human Randal.
That's just an expression too. A robot expression.