Quick Stop is put under government control after Leonardo is said to have been infected with a deadly virus by a monkey at the new pet store next to RST Video (at which they find Patrick Swayze working). Unfortunately, Jay and Silent Bob steal the monkey so they can teach it to smoke. The town of Leonardo is to be destroyed unless Dante and Randal manage to stop the helicopter pilot from dropping a bomb. After Randal tells the pilot that Dante is gay, Dante is forced to state that he is gay on live television to save the town.
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: [jaws] Twice when the clerks were talking about the virus outbreak, Randal compares it to Jaws, "There's water in the toilet. Sharks swim in water. I rest my case." Again later, they mention "Jaws". See more
Check it out, patient zero.
[while looking at the monkey
As God is my witness, monkey, you are not going to infect this town with your deadly virus.
Look how scared he is. He's shaking.
No. He's masturbating.
Yeah, but it's out of fear.
Spoofs The Godfather