Brian O'Halloran: Dante Hicks

Quotes 

• [Dante and Leonardo are drunk at their high school reunion] 

  Dante Hicks : Stupid reunion.

  Leonardo Leonardo : Yeah... stupid.

  Dante Hicks : Look at that. I never won a trophy. I was the manager...!

  Leonardo Leonardo : I was... the manager of the...

  Dante Hicks : Stupid team. I'd like to take this trophy and go baseball... good night.

• Randal Graves : And I've been working at the video store.

  Dante Hicks : I know.

  Randal Graves : This stinks, let's get out of here.

• [Dante, Jay, Silent Bob, and the team are climbing to the cave where the children are, a flower pot falls and breaks betweeen where Dante and Jay are] 

  Dante Hicks : Why are we walking like this?

• Anthony : Coach Dante, we're the worst team ever.

  Dante Hicks : Yes we are, Anthony. Yes we are.

• [Leonardo's little league team is called "Escort Service"] 

  Dante Hicks : "Escort Service"?

  Leonardo Leonardo : Well, actually it's supposed to be "Leonardo's Plumbing and Heating and Escort Service", but it's eight cents a letter.

• [after Dante sees his new little league team] 

  Dante Hicks : Oh, my god, the kid in the helmet.

  Leonardo Leonardo : Yes. And look at him!

• Dante Hicks : Team this is our newest team member! Meet Jay.

  Jay : Snoochie boochies little noochies.

  Little Kid : This guy is an idiot...