Dante and Randal attend their high school reunion, where Randal discovers he has the ability to turn women into lesbians, and Dante is accosted by his old baseball team because they don't remember him (although Dante was the coach that won them the championship game). Leonardo decides to let Dante manage his Little League team. The team is on a losing streak until the inclusion of Jay and Silent Bob (as Jay is still in the fourth grade for being held back so many times and is technically eligible to play). Meanwhile, Randal is put into slave labor after beating the high score on an old video game. Dante and the baseball team discover Randal while searching for the baseball team they have been scheduled to play (which turn out to be some of the children enslaved to work in the mines).
Did You Know?
The yearbook features a picture of Randal holding a gun to another student's head. The caption underneath reads "best hall monitor". It's a dark reference to the infamous Vietnam photo from 1968 entitled "Execution of Vietcong Prisoner", The Clerks teams were only allowed to use this by parodying said photo - and the "best hall monitor" caption is the result. See more
Dante is wearing a baseball jersey for the second half of the show. After rescuing the slaves, (as they are walking over the hill) Dante is wearing a green sweater. They cut away to townspeople, as they return to the group, Dante is back to wearing a baseball jersey. See more
[Leonardo Leonardo is at his high school reunion
Remember my story, Plug: I'm suing the government over some bad meat.
But sir, everyone already knows you're a billionaire industrialist with world domination plans.
Who's suing the government over some bad meat.
References The Last Starfighter
Carmen - Habanera
Music by Georges Bizet See more