Rory McGrath: Badvoc

Quotes 

• Functio : I have good news. The new governor has landed in Britain and is on his way.

  Badvoc : I thought you had some good news.

  Functio : It is good news to every right-thinking person in this province.

  Badvoc : Both of them?

• Badvoc : If we went around stabbing Romans whenever we felt like it, there'd be no Romans left... to stab whenever we felt like it.