Edit
"Cheers" What is... Cliff Clavin? (TV Episode 1990) Poster

(TV Series)

(1990)

Quotes

[Woody answers the phone]

Woody Boyd: Sam, it's for you. Someone named Carmen.

Sam Malone: [excitedly] Carmen. As in "Carmen get it"?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[Sam answers the phone]

Sam Malone: Annie!

Norm Peterson: As in "Annie time he wants".

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Cliff Clavin: [yells to everyone in the bar] All right guys. I guess you heard the story. I guess everyone knows by now, huh? I'm nothing but a loser.

Pete: [pats Cliff on the back sympathetically] Oh, it's OK, Cliff. We understand.

Cliff Clavin: I can't believe I lost on Jeopardy!

Pete: Oh, you were on Jeopardy?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Rebecca Howe: Why am I in the list of women you gone to bed with?

Sam Malone: They're not all the women that I've gone to bed with. Just the important women in my life, you know. I mean, the women I gone to bed with, my cleaninglady, ahh... my mother and you. 'course now that I've gone to bed with my cleaninglady that just leaves them, mom and... you.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Norm Peterson: Could I have another beer?

Rebecca Howe: I dont see any money Norm.

Norm Peterson: Yeah... yup. I really should go hit that bank machine I guess. But I hope on the way out I don't happen to just inadvertently mention that one thin Carla and I happen to know about you.

Rebecca Howe: Shut up Norm and drink your free beer.

Norm Peterson: This bluffing thing is a goldmine.

Carla LeBec: Yes, I've given you a wonderful gift my son. You must use it for good only, never for evil.

Norm Peterson: Free beer is good, right?

Carla LeBec: You learn fast, young Norm.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[Cliff is appearing on Jeopardy]

Alex Trebek: Let's go to Cliff and get his Final Jeopardy answer. "Who are people who have never been in my kitchen?" I'm sorry, that is wrong.

Cliff: Wait a minute, Alex. I can offer conclusive proof that those three people have never been in my kitchen.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page