- Sam Malone: Hey - what's happening, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
- Sam Malone: [to Frasier] Well, hey - I've got a projector and screen in the back room there.
- Diane Chambers: You said that projector was broken when I wanted to show my slides of Columbian art.
- Sam Malone: Well, yes, it *is* broken when you want to show your slides of Columbian art.
- Cliff Clavin: It's a little-known fact - forty-two percent of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home.
- Carla Tortelli: So are you.
- Cliff Clavin: We can't let this type of un-American activity go unchecked. Before you know it, our leaders will be in chains, our women will be learning how to shot put. And all we vital American males will be force-fed borscht along with generous helpings of Das Kapital.