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"Cheers" The Mail Goes to Jail (TV Episode 1985) Poster

(TV Series)

(1985)

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Larry: So Norm. Any luck impregnating Vera?

Norm Peterson: I kind of miss the good old days when people used to ask me things like, "how are the Red Sox doing?", things like that.

Larry: Well excuse me for caring.

Norm Peterson: Yeah, I'm sorry Larry. I'm just a little edgy. You have to understand, I've gone an entire month with sex.

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Cliff Clavin: [after Cliff comes into the bar during the middle of his postal route, carrying his mail bag] As long as I'm carrying this bag, there's one thing that will never touch these lips.

Carla Tortelli: You mean there's something that wants to?

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Cliff Clavin: All right, look, I'll call and see what the penalty is, but's it got to be anonymous.

Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [to everyone in the bar] OK, everybody in favor of Cliff calling, raise your hand.

[everyone in the bar raises his/her hand]

Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: It's anonymous.

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Cliff Clavin: What happened to the heat, Coach?

Diane Chambers: Oh, some minor malfunction that no one here is skilled enough to even attempt to fix.

Norm Peterson: Diane, I resent that, I'm kind of a handy guy; I'll have you know, just the other day, I uh, changed one of them, uh... what do you call them?

Carla Tortelli: A lightbulb?

Norm Peterson: Lightbulb, there you go!

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Norm Peterson: You know, Cliffie, these are all on my way home

[holding mail to be delivered]

Norm Peterson: . Let me drop these off for you, Cliffie. I gotta go home anyway.

Cliff Clavin: Naw, Norm. You're not trained. You're not qualified.

Norm Peterson: What qualified? You drop them in a slot. A chimp could do it.

Cliff Clavin: No way. They did a study at the University of Michigan. The chimps were 32% slower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were better with customer relations and everything, but...

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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: What would you say to a beer, Normie?

Norm Peterson: "Daddy wuvs you."

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