Cheers (TV Series)

The Godfather: Part 3 (1987)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Next week marks the anniversary my beloved Lilith and I first met. As a show of my affection, I bought her a Louis Quatorze armoire at a little antique shop I saw on the Hill today. It set me back quite a penny, but you know when you're trying to express your affection for your mate, old wood says it best.

  Woody Boyd : What do I say?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I was talking about the armoire.

  Woody Boyd : I never say that, I don't even know what an armoire is.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It's a large chest.

  Woody Boyd : Hey, what woman wouldn't want that?

• Woody Boyd : Sam, beer distributor on the phone.

  Sam Malone : Tell him I'll call back.

  Norm Peterson : Sammy? Hey? Hey? Where are your priorities? Come on.

  [Sam gets up] 

• Sam Malone : You know, there are hundreds of good, solid reasons why you two should not get married.

  Joyce Pantusso, Coach's Niece : Like?

  Sam Malone : Like... Like I forbid you to, young lady.

  Joyce Pantusso, Coach's Niece : Wait, you can't forbid me. You're not my father.

  Sam Malone : All right, all right. Woody, I forbid you to marry Joyce.

  Woody Boyd : Sam, you're only my boss.

  Sam Malone : Damn it, I'm gonna forbid somebody somethin', I'll tell ya.

  [Norm gets up] 

  Sam Malone : Norm, I forbid you to leave that stool.

  Norm Peterson : Sorry, Sam, nature calls.

  Sam Malone : Hey, hey! You go and you're cut off.

  Norm Peterson : Whatever you say, Pop.

  [Norm sits back down] 

• Joyce Pantusso, Coach's Niece : That was my mom's idea, I decided I'm not going to college.

  Diane Chambers : [Looks aghast]  Not... not going to college? Oh no, no, no, no no, no, no... oh, you must listen to me. You... you have your whole life ahead of you, you can't throw it away like this, if you don't go to college, you can't earn a living. And without a job what will you do when he leaves you with a litter of kids? And you have to sell them one after another just to put food on your pathetic little table. And in the end you'll be left with nothing. Nothing but worn out hips and sagging breasts. Is that really what you want?

  Woody Boyd : Well I can't speak for Joyce, but I could do without that.