- [Norm notices things are going well between Darryl Mead and Carla]
- Norm Peterson: Looks like Cupid just shot an arrow through Carla's heart.
- Cliff Clavin: When did Carla get a heart?
- [after the séance]
- Carla LeBec: I'm gonna see if I can catch up with Darryl.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: I'm proud of you, Carla. You've made your peace with the Great Beyond.
- Carla LeBec: Yeah, and now I'm gonna go grab a piece of the Great Behind.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Go with grace, sweet spirit.
- Darryl Mead: Is Sam around?
- Woody Boyd: No - ah - he's not feeling well. He won't be in today.
- Darryl Mead: What's wrong?
- Woody Boyd: Ah, I miss him.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Carla, this psychic business is just a crutch to avoid reality. I mean, it's very easy for people to get hooked on this hocus pocus, and well, before you know it, this woman is going to be holding your hand once a week, charging you $100 a hour and filling your mind with all sorts of confusing jargon.
- Carla LeBec: And how is that different from you?
- [Frasier is caught off guard by the question. Pauses to think it over]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, ah... I can prescribe drugs.
- [Madame Lazora, Carla's psychic, enters Cheers for the first time]
- Carla LeBec: It's so good of you to come on short notice.
- Madame Lazora: My pleasure. So, this is your work place. It's just as you described it. The faces of the dead linger here.
- Cliff Clavin: Oh. Boy oh boy, you're in contact with the spirits already?
- Madame Lazora: No. I was talking about lard butts like yourself.