Cheers (TV Series)

Take My Shirt... Please? (1986)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Diane Chambers : [Diane walks into the bar]  Hello, everyone.

  Sam Malone : [quietly]  Hey.

  [there is a general quiet acknowledgment by everyone in the bar to Diane's entrance] 

  Diane Chambers : Oh, come on! What kind of a greeting is that? When Norm comes in, you all yell, "Norm!" - make a big fuss over him. Is it asking too much for me to get the same treatment once in a while?

  Sam Malone : She's right. Try it again, sweetheart.

  Diane Chambers : Yeah. Thanks.

  [Diane walks out of the bar, and re-enters] 

  Diane Chambers : Hello, everyone.

  Everyone in the Bar : [shouts]  Norm!

  Diane Chambers : That's better.

• Sam Malone : [about public television]  That's my favorite station.

  Diane Chambers : It is?

  Sam Malone : Yeah, yeah. I especially like those two guys that talk about the day's events.

  Diane Chambers : MacNeil/Lehrer?

  Sam Malone : Ah, no, no, ah, Bert and Ernie. Oh, wait a minute. Unless, maybe that's their last names.