Diane and Sam are given a bleak prognosis from a noted marriage counselor.



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Frasier's colleague from his Rhodes scholar days, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, is a world renowned marriage counselor and is in Boston to accept an honorary degree. Despite Sam not wanting to do it, Diane asks Finch-Royce to provide a counseling session for her and Sam, to which the doctor agrees with Frasier funding the session as his wedding gift. After the Q&A session with Sam and Diane, Finch-Royce pronounces that Sam and Diane are the most ill-matched couple ever and that they should never see each other again let alone get married; he then leaves the bar to return to his hotel, as he wants a quiet evening of calling his wife in England, eating a quiet dinner, having a soothing shower and going to sleep early. But his evening doesn't go as planned as Diane, incensed with the Finch-Royce's assessment, is determined to prove the good doctor wrong for the sake of her and Sam's future. The one person who is glad that Finch-Royce's evening does not go according to plan is Frasier, who has ... Written by Huggo

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5 March 1987 (USA)  »

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Sam Malone: [after being told that he and Diane should not get married] Wait don't go, what should we do?
Dr. Simon Finch-Royce: Well, think yourselves lucky I mean, you found out now. Saved yourself years, perhaps decades, of pain and heartache... Cheerio.
[exits out the office door]
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Simon Says (#5.21)
22 May 2014 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

Dr. Frasier's friend Dr. Simon Finch-Royce is in town and comes to see Frasier. He is a famous marriage therapist and Diane asks him to talk to her and Sam. Frasier offer it as his wedding gift. Only Dr. Simon says that they are a bad couple. Diane is very upset by it and keeps on taking Sam to Dr. Simon's hotel room until he finally has it enough and pronounces them the most perfect couple that ever existed.

Wow, after watching the previous episode that was perfect I didn't expect it to be such an excellent episode as well. they sure should have more of Frasier and his friends on the show! It is all hilarious. Diane starting with her womb memories, Frasier sending Diane and Sam to the hotel as he is mad about the amount charged and of course the final scene where Dr. Simon just had it. A perfect dialogue as well as brilliant performance by John Cleese. But I must say every character was awesome in this episode.

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