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"Cheers" One for the Road (TV Episode 1993) Poster

(TV Series)

(1993)

Quotes

[Last line of the series]

Sam Malone: Boy, I tell you, I'm the luckiest son of a bitch on earth.

[a man knocks at the door]

Sam Malone: Sorry, we're closed.

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Norm Peterson: You know what I think the most important thing in life is? It's love. And do you know what I love?

Sam Malone: Beer, Norm?

Norm Peterson: [looks at his watch] Yeah, I'll have a quick one.

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Sam Malone: How's it going, Cliffy?

Cliff Clavin: [angrily] I'm in no mood to talk.

[there is thunderous applause from everyone in the bar]

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[Norm and Cliff are watching the National ACE Cable Awards on television]

Dr. Frasier Crane: Are you watching for any particular category?

Cliff Clavin: Yes, the Most Impressive Display of Female Flesh in the, uh, Tight Fitting Dress.

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Rebecca Howe: Can you believe that? I shoot for Donald Trump, and I end up with Ed Norton.

Dr. Frasier Crane: But you did good, Rebecca.

Rebecca Howe: I did, didn't I? Bye!

Sam Malone: See ya, Trixie!

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Norm Peterson: Well, everybody, congratulate me. I am now employed by the city of Boston.

[the bar patrons applaud]

Norm Peterson: And I have this man to thank for it.

[points to Woody]

Woody Boyd: Oh, hey, no problem, Mr. Peterson. I know you're gonna work very hard.

Norm Peterson: Yeah, of course, Wood. Hey, this kind of makes you my boss, huh?

Woody Boyd: Oh, yeah, in a way. But you know, deep down and above all and through everything else, we're friends.

Norm Peterson: Of course. No man ever had a better one.

Woody Boyd: I feel the same way.

Norm Peterson: Pals.

Woody Boyd: Compadres.

Norm Peterson: I may be late tomorrow.

Woody Boyd: I wouldn't recommend it, Peterson.

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[Frasier is helping Woody prepare a speech]

Woody Boyd: "I believe I was elected to the City Council as an agent of change. And I fully intend to live up to that pledge: I will make change."

Dr. Frasier Crane: Change 'change' to 'a change'.

Woody Boyd: A what?

Dr. Frasier Crane: You see, in here, you make 'change'. There, you make 'a change'. So, just make the change. Change 'make change' to 'make *a* change'.

Dr. Frasier Crane: [frustrated and yells] Oh, just change it!

[Frasier storms off]

Woody Boyd: [to Norm] Boy, I think I see why Dr. Crane never cures anybody.

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Diane Chambers: I came back on a quest for the truth!

Sam Malone: Ahh... ahh... And you just brought along your one-man Warren Commission there!

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