Woody is looking for a roommate since his rent is being raised. He finds Terry Gardner - a she, not a he - who, despite her gender, he thinks is perfect, especially since she's from Indiana. But as quickly as Terry moves in, she moves out as she reconciles with her jealous husband, Cutter, who just happens to be a hot tempered old acquaintance of Woody's from back home. Woody has to decide if he will confess to jealous and large Cutter about living with his wife. Meanwhile, Lilith is taking singing lessons as she wants to be able to serenade Frederick, a task at which Frasier scoffs. She may make Frasier eat his words. Elsewhere, Rebecca reads in the society column that Robin's other girlfriend, Jeanne-Marie, the chargé d'affaires with the French consulate, is in town to attend a gala Franco-American ball. Rebecca, jealous, asks Sam to attend to the ball to spy on Jeanne-Marie and report back to her. He does so. In fact, he ends up sleeping with Jeanne-Marie in what he considers the ... Written by
Did You Know?
The title is a parody of the 1934 song "Miss Otis Regrets" by Cole Porter
from the musical "Hi Diddle Diddle" which opened October 3, 1934 at the Savoy Theatre, London. See more
[about Sam sleeping with Rebecca
Did you ever think this day would come?
As a matter of fact, I never had any doubt here, Carla. Behold the sealed envelope. Please open it and read the contents.
[Sam hands an envelope to Carla, who opens it and reads its contents
"I, Sam Malone, will sleep with Rebecca Howe on the night of April 19, 1990." When did you write this?
This morning. I write a new one every day.
References The Jazz Singer
Written by Lew Brown
, Ray Henderson
and Buddy G. DeSylva
Performed by Bebe Neuwirth See more