Norm is chosen the bar's designated driver for the evening. As such, it starts off to be the worst evening of Norm's life, until... Meanwhile, Mr. Gaines is sending Kelly to study in Europe for a year in an effort to break-up Kelly and Woody's relationship. Woody decides to give Kelly a promise ring before she leaves. She initially accepts it, but gives it back after she and Woody get into an argument about her father's motives. Distraught, Woody decides to rush off to the Gaines household and with Sam's help - solely to hold the ladder - he plans to elope with Kelly. After Woody and Kelly discuss the issue, Mr. Gaines ends up unwittingly deciding their immediate future without he even knowing that he did so. Sam offers less support in the matter. Written by
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We learn from Carla that this is the first time Woody's middle name, Tiberius, is made known to the gang at Cheers. We also learn from Woody that Kelly's middle name is Susan. See more
Kelsey Grammer breaks up with out-of-character laughter soon after the start of the episode. See more
Kelly, I wanna say something. I'm not just gonna stand still while you run off to Europe. I love you Kelly, and I want to make you Ms Woodrow Tiberius Boyd.
[upset that she doesn't like his middle name, and counters with her own in retaliation
Kids, kids, calm down. Why is everybody making such a big fuss about their middle name?
What's yours, Sam?
Hey, shut up!
Written and Performed by Ray Parker Jr. See more