- [Frasier is reading A Tale of Two Cities to the guys at the bar]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times."
- Norm Peterson: Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Which was it?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: [upon finding out that the guys at the bar have been enjoying hearing Frasier read the work of Dickens] Frasier, I'm impressed. It seems your experiment in cultural enrichment has been a success.
- Norm Peterson: Yep. We're waiting for Oliver Twist: The Wrath of Fagin.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: [confused] Excuse me?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Darling, I've done some things the past few weeks I'm not very proud of. Just leave it alone.