Because Gary's Olde Towne Tavern is advertising heavily, Sam and Rebecca decide to hire an ad company to write a jingle for the bar. As Rebecca has only $200 to spend on such, the ad company foists Sy Flembeck, their resident hack writer, onto the Cheers account. Sy is not very creative or original. All his jingles are placed to the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm, and spell out the establishment's name in place of "E-I-E-I-O", even if there are more or less than five letters. But Sy's approach to jingles may actually have the desired if unintended effect of good advertisement. Meanwhile, Maggie O'Keefe has come back to Boston and wants to see Cliff. Once Cliff sees Maggie, he faints: she's very pregnant, supposedly with his child. However, Cliff doesn't believe that he is the father because... Cliff decides to marry Maggie anyway. Before Maggie decides what to do about Cliff's proposal, she has some additional news for Cliff about their past relationship. Written by
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In this story John Mahoney
plays a jingle writer hired by Rebecca to compose an advertising ditty to promote the bar. In 'Frasier' he plays Frasier Crane's father, Martin Crane. In the 'Frasier' story "They're playing our song" Frasier attempts to write a new opening theme for his radio show only for his father to come up with a pair of infinitely better examples. See more
[Andy Schroeder, the murderer who once dated Diane, comes into the bar with dynamite strapped to his body
[gasps in fright as she sees Andy
Oh my God.
Hey, it's Andy Andy.
What, you know this person?
[matter of factly
Yeah. Former major felon. Once killed a waitress.
Where's Diane. I demand to see Diane.
Well, Miss Chambers hasn't worked here in five or six years.
Oh, really? Well... OK.
[Andy walks out of the bar as plainly as he came in
References The Little Mermaid
Old MacDonald Had a Farm
Revised lyrics by Ken Levine
& David Isaacs
Performed by John Mahoney See more