- Sam Malone: [caressing the bar after he'd bought it back] My bar... my glasses, my taps...
- Sam Malone: [a beautiful woman walks by, Sam gasps] My, my, my...
- Frasier: Well, it's always good to see justice done, but I have to tell you, I hate to think of that poor man in prison. Those wretched places are filled with the worst degenerates, the most worthless dirty scum ever on this planet.
- Norm: Frase, why would you say that?
- Frasier: Well, I was a prison counselor. You know, very often, I was their only friend.
- Rebecca: [Everyone is dancing and singing, "Sammy got the bar back! Sammy got the bar back!"] You are a dead man!
- [Everyone sings, "Sammy is a dead man! Sammy is a dead man!"]
- Jim Montgomery: [talking for the Lillian Corporation Board of Directors] We know you've been trying to buy back this bar for some time now, and we've decided as a token of our gratitude, the least we can do is sell it to you at a reduced price.
- Sam Malone: You're kidding. How much?
- Jim Montgomery: One dollar. Take it or leave it.
- Sam Malone: This bar? I give you a dollar and this bar is mine?
- Jim Montgomery: That's right, Mr. Malone. Nice catch.
- Sam Malone: I can't believe this, this bar is mine, all I have to do is give you a doll...
- [Sam looks into his empty wallet]
- Sam Malone: Oh, sh, shoot, shoot...
- Sam Malone: [to Norm and Frasier] Hey, give me a dollar, huh.
- Norm Peterson: I'm all tapped out, Sam.
- [Frasier shrugs]
- Sam Malone: Hey, anybody, pl... Hey Woody, give me a dollar, man.
- Woody Boyd: Hey, you already owe me a dollar, Sam.
- Carla LeBec: Sam, I got a quarter.
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, hey Sammy, here's a dime.
- Pete: Here's four bits.
- Sam Malone: Right. I, uh, OK I got eighty-five cents here.
- Jim Montgomery: I'll take it.
- Sam Malone: Hey, guys. I low-balled him.