Cheers (TV Series)

Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey (1993)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : Hello, Harry.

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Hey Sam.

  Sam Malone : [looking at tableful of watches]  Whatcha doing? Trying to sell some bogus watches, some knock-offs to my customers and try to cheat them?

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : [holding up a watch]  Sam, that hurts. This is no knock-off. That's a five thousand dollar Rolex, but it's on sale for twenty-five hundred.

  Sam Malone : Is this a real Rolex, Harry?

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Yeah!

  Sam Malone : [Sam grabs the watch and starts banging it on the table]  Whoa. Hey, it sounds like a Rolex, doesn't it?

  Sam Malone : [drops the watch into a mug of beer, which he holds up to take a look at the watch]  Oh, look at that, it's still ticking too.

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Uh, Sam...

  Sam Malone : Hey, do me a favor, just take your bogus goods and pedal them someplace else, will you.

  [a man enters the room] 

  Watch Salesman : So Harry. Are you interested in buying a watch?

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : No, but I think my friend Sam might be.

• Sam Malone : [horrified]  Harry, did you do this? Did you tear down Gary's bar?

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : No, *Gary* did. I'm just an 'interested land developer', whose check is going to come up short, say a *million* short.