Paige: This happened way too easy, what if it's a trap?
Piper: Who cares I'm unbreakable dude!
Paige: Dude I'm not unbreakable.
Cole Turner: [introducing himself to Jeric] Cole Turner. I used to be the Source of All Evil.
Darryl Morris: [reaching out to touch Piper's stomach] If you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg...
Piper Halliwell: [grabbing Darryl's arm] Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub.
Paige: [Rubbing Piper's stomach] "Mommy"
Piper: [throwing Paige's hand down] "Nuh"
[swiping hand at Paige's hand like a smack]
Jeric: We won't give up her body without a replacement.
Cole Turner: Well, I figured. How do you feel about redheads?
Piper Halliwell: Do you have anything that goes with combat boots? You know, for the mom to be who kicks some ass upon occasion.
Paige: Someone has to pick up the slack with Hermit Lady just lying around the house.
Piper Halliwell: The Hermit Lady?
Paige: Yeah, Phoebe, have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks?
Piper Halliwell: What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning
Paige: No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting to take a break from guys, but come on already, she's going to wear out the batteries.
Piper Halliwell: [Mildly disgusted] Ohh, Paige!