The Seer/Kiera: Oh, and, um, can you get me one of those cute little scrunchie-faced dogs? A shar-pei, I think they're called. Oh, I always wanted a pet. Oh, and if you could throw in a lap pool, that would be great.
Leo Wyatt: You know, you might wanna narrow it down to your top ten demands.
The Seer/Kiera: Hey. I've got something you want, okay? And the minute I spill my guts, I have no more bargaining chips. So I'm milking it for all I can.
The Seer/Kiera: I've got one more thing I'd like to add to that list, and it's something only the Elders can give. And it's a deal-breaker. I wanna be made human.
Piper: What? Why in the hell would a powerful demon want to be made human?
The Seer/Kiera: Hell being the operative word, as in, I live there and it sucks.
The Seer/Kiera: LEO!
Piper: Did she just call for Leo?
Phoebe: Ugh! I thought he was our whitelighter.
Phoebe: Paige. Demon. No active power. Do something!
Paige Matthews: Mirror!
[Mirror orbs of the wall, the Seer dodges and it crazhes to the floor]
The Seer/Kiera: Is that my bad luck or yours?
Paige Matthews: That's Kyle. Get upstairs.
The Seer/Kiera: Relax, relax. Everything's gonna be great, and later, everything's gonna be really, really great.
Paige Matthews: Really?
The Seer/Kiera: ...,Just don't let him eat the eggplant.
Piper: What? What's wrong with my eggplant?
The Seer/Kiera: [after getting attacked by a demon] I can't believe I slept with that guy.