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"Charmed" Witchness Protection (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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The Seer/Kiera: Oh, and, um, can you get me one of those cute little scrunchie-faced dogs? A shar-pei, I think they're called. Oh, I always wanted a pet. Oh, and if you could throw in a lap pool, that would be great.

Leo Wyatt: You know, you might wanna narrow it down to your top ten demands.

The Seer/Kiera: Hey. I've got something you want, okay? And the minute I spill my guts, I have no more bargaining chips. So I'm milking it for all I can.

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The Seer/Kiera: I've got one more thing I'd like to add to that list, and it's something only the Elders can give. And it's a deal-breaker. I wanna be made human.

Piper: What? Why in the hell would a powerful demon want to be made human?

The Seer/Kiera: Hell being the operative word, as in, I live there and it sucks.

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The Seer/Kiera: LEO!

Piper: Did she just call for Leo?

Phoebe: Ugh! I thought he was our whitelighter.

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Phoebe: Paige. Demon. No active power. Do something!

Paige Matthews: Mirror!

[Mirror orbs of the wall, the Seer dodges and it crazhes to the floor]

The Seer/Kiera: Is that my bad luck or yours?

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Paige Matthews: That's Kyle. Get upstairs.

The Seer/Kiera: Relax, relax. Everything's gonna be great, and later, everything's gonna be really, really great.

Paige Matthews: Really?

The Seer/Kiera: ...,Just don't let him eat the eggplant.

Piper: What? What's wrong with my eggplant?

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The Seer/Kiera: [after getting attacked by a demon] I can't believe I slept with that guy.

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Piper: You know, if you want us to make a deal with the Elders to make you human, I think you need to give us something.

Paige Matthews: Wait. Back up. Did you say human?

The Seer/Kiera: I know, I know. I wouldn't actually have a soul, but I could live with that.

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