Prue Halliwell: Hey, um, you can sleep in my room and I'll sleep with Piper.
Brendan Rowe: Why?
Prue Halliwell: Because Phoebe kicks.
Prue Halliwell: I'm just following my instincts, and they've never led me wrong before, at least not when I was really listening to them.
Phoebe Halliwell: If you're gonna lose a guy, you might as well lose him to the Big Guy.
Piper Halliwell: Now, they have got the right idea.
Phoebe Halliwell: Who, the nuns?
Piper Halliwell: Yep, nice, safe environment.
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, if you like monks.
Piper Halliwell: Stress-free, no need to worry about guys, no wardrobe.
Phoebe Halliwell: No wardrobe? Okay, now you're scaring me.
Piper Halliwell: Good, then you can take it to him. I think he's in the church office.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, just don't go taking any vows while I'm gone, all right?
Phoebe Halliwell: Because I'm worried about you, that's why.
Piper Halliwell: Oh, Phoebe, don't start.
Phoebe Halliwell: No, Piper, something's up. You're turning down dates with a guy that you like, extolling the virtues of convent living, you've been working double shifts three times a week... this is not the Piper I know and I'm worried.