Aviva: I like mirrors; they never lie to you. They always tell the truth whether you like it or not.
Phoebe Halliwell: [while checking out Leo] My Santa how you've changed.
Phoebe Halliwell: [watching Leo leave] Oh. Those must be quite possibly the finest glutes in the city.
Piper Halliwell: In the entire state.
Phoebe Halliwell: In all the land.
Piper Halliwell: I saw him first.
Phoebe Halliwell: Uh-uh.
Piper Halliwell: Uh-uh.
Phoebe Halliwell: Uh-uh.
Piper Halliwell: Uh-uh.
Phoebe Halliwell: Huh?
Piper Halliwell: Huh.
Phoebe Halliwell: Awh. Oh.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay. Look Prue, I think we need to put some major closer on this or we're gonna be in rocking chairs slurping oatmeal out of rubber spoons and I'm still gonna hear about Roger. Piper, am I a boyfriend thief?
Piper Halliwell: Totally.
Phoebe Halliwell: Besides Roger, whom again Prue, I never touched.
Piper Halliwell: My boyfriend. Billy Wilson.
Phoebe Halliwell: Billy W... Eight grade Billy Wilson?
Piper Halliwell: You kissed him at homecoming.
Phoebe Halliwell: No, I did not kiss him at homecoming. I was helping him find a contact lens.
Piper Halliwell: Oh please. You were all over him with your breasts all... whatever...
Phoebe Halliwell: I didn't even have breasts back then.
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, you've always had breasts.
Kali: You must gain their trust first. You must let them welcome you into their coven.
Aviva: I was just walking by and I um, saw one of your flyers and poof. There she was. Like magic.
Kali: Piper won't stop you, and Phoebe's already an ally. Only Prue stands in our way. You must use your powers. You must take Prue's place in the power of three. Don't disappoint me Aviva. You said you wanted a family. And now you'll have one.
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue, she's just a kid. Besides, if she is a witch, she probably feels just as alone as we do. Maybe she just needs some friends.
Prue Halliwell: Or maybe she's out to destroy us. It wouldn't be the first time.
Leo Wyatt: So, does Phoebe work here too?
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe? Work. No. No. No. No. No. No. She's probably at her gay and lesbean group meeting right about now. So what'll it be?
Aunt Jackie: She's a strange kid. Very troubled. Into all sorts of wired stuff. Black magic, voodoo. God know what else. No wonder she doesn't have any friends.
Prue Halliwell: What makes you think she's into black magic?
Aunt Jackie: You should see her room. It seems like every time I walk past there she's in there chanting or something. Sometimes, I swear, I even hear other voices. I know she's not happy there. I'm only taking care of her until her mom gets out of rehab.
Prue Halliwell: Kali. Kali. Kali.
Piper Halliwell: There, there. An evil sorceress cursed into her own dimension. She appears in reflections and has the power to possess...
Prue Halliwell: ...innocents and use them as pawns to steal a witch's power.
Piper Halliwell: Wait. I don't understand. So she's using Aviva to try to turn us into bad witches?
Phoebe Halliwell: Does it say anything about how to get rid of her?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah. To get ride of her; shatter her reflection. However the hell we do that. Here.
Kali: Hello Phoebe. How's the arm?
Phoebe Halliwell: You're not Aviva?
Kali: You're not kidding.
Aviva: Phoebe! Help me!
Kali: Never mind. My power's greater then yours Prue. It's only a matter of time.
Phoebe Halliwell: Time? Piper, that's it! Freeze her!
Piper Halliwell: Aviva doesn't freeze.
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, but Kali will.
[Aviva falls to floor while Kali freezes]
Piper Halliwell: Prue! The mirror! Get her to the mirror!
[Kali vanishes after Phoebe breaks the mirror]
Prue Halliwell: Hey.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Hey.
Prue Halliwell: Can we talk?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Is there really anything to talk about?
Prue Halliwell: Andy. I'm sorry.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: So am I!
Prue Halliwell: What do you mean by that?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I mean come on Prue. Who we kidding? I mean let's face it. One of us is obviously more interested in this relationship than the other.
Prue Halliwell: That's not true.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Isn't it? Then how come I'm always the one left standing there looking like a jerk.
Prue Halliwell: I can explain.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: No, you can't. Or you won't. Damn it Prue. I still love you. I'm not saying you have to explain it all to me Prue. That you're prerogative. All I'm saying is... It hurts that you don't trust me enough.
Prue Halliwell: I do trust you Andy. It has nothing to do with you, it's just. It's just something that I don't know if I can ever share with anybody.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Well, I hope that's not true for your sake. All I know is there's nothing I can say or do to reassure you, that I'm there for you.
Prue Halliwell: Andy, are you saying that you don't want to see me anymore?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I don't know what I want anymore.