- The Brunette: I can't believe how many leprechauns are at my urn.
- Brown-Haired Woman: They always had the hots for you.
- The Brunette: It's a little creepy, but I guess you can't be too picky when you're dead!
- [Janice Dickinson is led into the kitchen by The Brunette and Brown-Haired Woman]
- Paige: [magically disguised as Janice Dickinson] What is the meaning of this? Do you have any idea who I am?
- The Brunette: Yeah, as a matter of fact we do...
- [the Brunette glamors into Phoebe]
- Phoebe: Paige.
- Paige: I'm sorry, who?
- [the Brown-Haired Woman glamors into Piper]
- Piper Halliwell: Nice try. Jig's up.
- Paige: Oh, all right then, fine.
- [Janice glamors into Paige]
- Paige: Well, someone had to cry at my funeral, didn't they?
- The Brunette: Piper, what are you doing?
- Brown-Haired Woman: What are you doing? You can't pick up on a guy at a funeral!
- The Brunette: Why not? It's my funeral!
- Phoebe: You wanted a normal life more than all of us, right? So what's changed all of a sudden?
- Piper Halliwell: I'm a little neurotic. What do you want from me?