Leo Wyatt: Yeah. No, no. Don't let Wyatt see.
Piper Halliwell: Honey, why don't you go upstairs?
Leo Wyatt: Mommy and daddy are fine.
Piper Halliwell: Sweetie, what's the matter? What is he doing?
Leo Wyatt: What just happened?
Piper Halliwell: [sees large Wyatt outside dollhouse window] Uh-oh.
Elise Rothman: This time, *I*'ve got a family emergency, which means I need you to get the evening edition out.
Phoebe Halliwell: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What about Dillard? Isn't he your number two guy?
Elise Rothman: Richard is out sick.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, but I'm just an advice columnist. I mean, surely you're skipping some rungs on the ladder here.
Elise Rothman: Don't sell yourself short, Phoebe. I have faith in you. Besides, you owe me. Just think of all the times I've covered for your family emergencies.
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, but that was different.
Elise Rothman: How so?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, because they were *my* emergencies.
[as Phoebe and Paige are spying on Zankou Phoebe's phone starts ringing and gives them away]
Paige Matthews: Will you shut that freaking thing off?
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, but you gotta admire the range, huh? We're in the underworld!
Phoebe Halliwell: Let me ask you a question. Do we ever push the deadline for the evening edition?
Bauer: No. Then it would be called the "sometime in the middle of the night" edition.