Phoebe: [Piper and Phoebe chiding Billie about casting a love spell on Phoebe and Dex, which caused them to marry]
Billie Jenkins: Yeah, I still don't know what I did was so bad!
Phoebe: [Indicating about her wedding ring] This, this is what's bad!
Piper: [Sees Phoebe's ring] Whoa! Hey! Wow, that's huge!
Paige Matthews: Okay, wait. I think maybe we should slow this down a little.
Whit: Whew. You're right. I'm sorry.
Paige Matthews: No, I'm sorry.
Whit: Whew. Why don't you tell me a little more about yourself?
Paige Matthews: Well, I. Screw it!
Whit: God, you're beautiful, Jo.
Whit: What's the matter?
Paige Matthews: [Paige sees Jo in the mirror] I can't do this.
Whit: Okay. Okay. Was it something I said?
Paige Matthews: No. Absolutely not. It's not you. I'm sorry.
Billie Jenkins: Hear these words, hear my rhyme, bless these two in this time, bring them both into the fold, help them now cross love's threshold.
Dex Lawson: I love you, Mrs. Lawson.
Phoebe: Oh, say it again
Dex Lawson: Mrs. Lawson.
Phoebe: I love it.
Dex Lawson: Uh - wait. I have to carry my bride across the threshold, don't I?
[Pheobe carried across the threshold]
Dex Lawson: [Dex looks around confused and drops Phoebe] Wha...? Oh, what happened?
Phoebe: Well, you dropped me. That's what happened!
Dex Lawson: Look, I'm sorry.
Phoebe: You should be sorry.
Dex Lawson: Wha...? Why was I just carrying you?
Phoebe: What are you wearing? What am I wearing?
[Looks at wedding ring]
Dex Lawson: Did we just do what I think we just did?
Phoebe: You... and just... I need a...