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"Charmed" Pre-Witched (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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Phoebe: [sings by the BoS] "I am working on a vainquish, I... "

[sees Prue smiling and stops]

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Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans cannot be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'!

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Phoebe: Oh, you guys didn't have to get out of bed for little old me.

Officer: Mrs. Halliwell?

Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Can I hear what she did first before I answer that?

Officer: She was caught shoplifting.

Phoebe: Oh, that is so not true! I just forgot to pay them Grams. The store's not even pressing charges.

Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Phoebe!

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Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: No doctor. Just a picture. Is it too much for an old lady to ask her granddaughters to retract their claws, stand still, and look at me long enough to take one lousy picture?

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Piper Halliwell: You know, this trunk would go great at the foot of our bed.

Prue Halliwell: Yeah, my foot would look great on your butt. You are so not taking that, okay? It holds all of our ritual stuff.

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Prue Halliwell: Okay, Sweetie, can we try to contact the dead now, please?

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Piper Halliwell: What, are we like in the Warlocks Guide of San Francisco?

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Piper Halliwell: You know, just because I'm moving out doesn't mean we still can't do this.

Phoebe: What? Mainline caffeine while waxing on warlock issues?

Piper Halliwell: No, hangout. You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married leapers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.

Prue Halliwell: You've never been fun Piper.

Piper Halliwell: I've always been fun Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.

Prue Halliwell: Oh, Mrs. Fun.

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Prue Halliwell: Spell?

Phoebe: Check! Potion?

Piper Halliwell: Check! Sharp painful implement?

Prue Halliwell: [Prue holds up a fireplace tool] Check!

Phoebe: Ooh, nice choice.

Prue Halliwell: Thank you.

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Phoebe: Yeah, it's um, it's just we're more than excited that you and Leo decided to move back in... um, we sort of have to ask you to move back out again...

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Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Who are we to decide that they're witches?

Patty Halliwell: Who are we decide that they're not?

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Officer: [Policeman at front door with Phoebe] Penny Halliwell?

Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Can I find out what she did before I answer that?

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Phoebe: Here, they're just a little bit out of my budget.

Shoe Salesman: But they're...

Phoebe: Perfect! I know... and all of these would have been perfect too...

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Phoebe: I'm not sure what my future holds, but it's not in San Francisco. The only thing I add to this threesome is trouble.

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Phoebe: And why would I spend my time on a wimp who's got mother issues?

Prue Halliwell: I don't know. But why should I believe anything that you say? I mean, you don't even know the difference between what belongs to you and what belongs to, oh, let's say Macy's.

Piper Halliwell: [In the middle again] Alrighty then. Are we done?

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