Phoebe: [sings by the BoS] "I am working on a vainquish, I... "
[sees Prue smiling and stops]
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans cannot be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'!
Phoebe: Oh, you guys didn't have to get out of bed for little old me.
Officer: Mrs. Halliwell?
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Can I hear what she did first before I answer that?
Officer: She was caught shoplifting.
Phoebe: Oh, that is so not true! I just forgot to pay them Grams. The store's not even pressing charges.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Phoebe!
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: No doctor. Just a picture. Is it too much for an old lady to ask her granddaughters to retract their claws, stand still, and look at me long enough to take one lousy picture?
Piper Halliwell: You know, this trunk would go great at the foot of our bed.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, my foot would look great on your butt. You are so not taking that, okay? It holds all of our ritual stuff.
Prue Halliwell: Okay, Sweetie, can we try to contact the dead now, please?
Piper Halliwell: What, are we like in the Warlocks Guide of San Francisco?
Piper Halliwell: You know, just because I'm moving out doesn't mean we still can't do this.
Phoebe: What? Mainline caffeine while waxing on warlock issues?
Piper Halliwell: No, hangout. You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married leapers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.
Prue Halliwell: You've never been fun Piper.
Piper Halliwell: I've always been fun Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, Mrs. Fun.
Prue Halliwell: Spell?
Phoebe: Check! Potion?
Piper Halliwell: Check! Sharp painful implement?
Prue Halliwell: [Prue holds up a fireplace tool] Check!
Phoebe: Ooh, nice choice.
Prue Halliwell: Thank you.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's um, it's just we're more than excited that you and Leo decided to move back in... um, we sort of have to ask you to move back out again...
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Who are we to decide that they're witches?
Patty Halliwell: Who are we decide that they're not?
Officer: [Policeman at front door with Phoebe] Penny Halliwell?
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Can I find out what she did before I answer that?
Phoebe: Here, they're just a little bit out of my budget.
Shoe Salesman: But they're...
Phoebe: Perfect! I know... and all of these would have been perfect too...
Phoebe: I'm not sure what my future holds, but it's not in San Francisco. The only thing I add to this threesome is trouble.
Phoebe: And why would I spend my time on a wimp who's got mother issues?
Prue Halliwell: I don't know. But why should I believe anything that you say? I mean, you don't even know the difference between what belongs to you and what belongs to, oh, let's say Macy's.
Piper Halliwell: [In the middle again] Alrighty then. Are we done?