Piper: [Looking a her baby photos] Ooo look how squishy i was!
Phoebe Halliwell: Could someone please get me to the ocean before I SUFFICATE? I need some water.
Paige Matthews: You want water? I'll get you some water.
[Phoebe is thrown in a bathtub]
Phoebe Halliwell: You are holding me hostage.
Paige Matthews: Yep, looks like it.
Phoebe Halliwell: Look, I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea.
Paige Matthews: Well, the call of the common bathtub is just going to have to do.
[Phoebe splahes Paige with water]
Craig Wilson: Who are you people?
Paige Matthews: Witch.
Leo Wyatt: Angel.
Phoebe Halliwell: Mermaid.
Paige Matthews: Don't you mean witch?