John Bosley: Well, here's to a beautiful night for a beautiful lady, with the candlelight shining in her eyes.
Pat Justice: John, you're a hopeless romantic.
John Bosley: No, hopeful.
Tiffany Welles: [picking up the phone] Hello?
John Bosley: Hello, hi, Kelly, are Kris and Tiffany there with you?
Tiffany Welles: [putting him on the speakerphone] Bosley, this is Tiffany.
John Bosley: Oh, I'm sorry, Tiff, are Kris and Kelly with you?
Kris Munroe: Hey guys, check this out. If I read this right and I haven't mixed anything up wrong, I'd say the stain on this deck is blood.
Pat Justice: Ken, do you think there's gonna be more trouble?
Atamien: Not if Captain Webner here does his job.
Webner: Listen, I could handle that tub blindfolded with one hand tied behind me.
John Bosley: [there is wine spilled all over the floor] Girls, you've got to lay off the wine.
John Bosley: The best estimate I could make would be something over, eh, five million dollars.
Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] Wh - , five... and they left it on board?
Kris Munroe: Mm-hm. It's still there, Tiffany's guarding it. We figured if it didn't belong to you, that, eh, we could declare it salvage and we could split it between us.
Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] That sounds more like piracy than salvage, Kris.
Atamien: You said yourself you've got Bosley in the palm of your hand. Well, you just squeeze it, that's all.
Tiffany Welles: Could be Atamien is the real key to all of this.
John Bosley: I hope that you can find the lock.