Kelly Garrett: Charlie Townsend is a no good, sadistic, totally insensitive, male chauvinist pig!
John Bosley: [On floor in lotus position, attempting transcendental meditation] Ommm Owwwmmm Ooowowhm!
Charles Townsend: [On speakerphone] Is that you, Bosley? You sound like a bagpipe in heat.
Sgt. Billings: [Impressed by Kelly's results at target practice] You shoot well. Never seen a recruit take to it so quick.
Kelly Garrett: Well, I was raised in Texas. Daddy had me shooting ducks from my stroller.