Louise: Hi Julie.
Julie Rogers: Hi.
Louise: You wanna learn how to cook in a microwave?
Julie Rogers: I'm... not into cooking.
Louise: Oh, how are you gonna feed your husband when you get married?
Julie Rogers: I'll send out.
Louise: Oh, now he'll get tired of that...
Julie Rogers: So much for marriage!
Lloyd: Hey, Julie baby, what are you doing down here?
Julie Rogers: Slumming. And it's Miss Rogers to you.
Eddie: My, we're a snotty broad, ain't we?
Julie Rogers: Eddie, 'we're' indicates plural. 'A snotty broad' indicates the singular. You're mixing your subjects. Also, I'm not a broad and if you call me that one more time I'm gonna come down on you like a house of bricks, understand?
Kelly Garrett: I think you're staring at me.
Steve: You know I'm staring at you.
Kris Munroe: I think I'll mix.
Julie Rogers: This isn't Omaha, Nebraska. This the big pond where the big fish play for big bucks. There's sharks in these waters and you can get cut in half real quick. So before you dive in, give it a lot of thought.
Julie Rogers: Ok, I'll hang in with you, but I'll tell you this: when we find out who killed Harry, you three better back off, 'cause he or she is gonna be mine. All mine!
Bosley: Liten, I, eh, just talked to Kris, she just walked out on the job she had over at the auto show.
Julie Rogers: Walked out? Why?
Bosley: She got a worse offer.
Julie Rogers: That's a tough operation down there.
Bosley: Yeah, I know.
Julie Rogers: I don't think you do. I was raised in a neigborhood like that. And what you see from the outside looking in, it's worse from the inside looking out.
Kelly Garrett: I get the feeling she knows what she's talking about, Bos.
Julie Rogers: Believe it, I do.
Jimmy Joy: Why are you carrying a gun?
Julie Rogers: Why not?
Jimmy Joy: I'm not in the mood for your smart mouth, little girl!
Steve: Hey what's going on here, what's your problem anyway?
Jimmy Joy: You're my problem. I don't like people who sweat, and you sweat too much.
Charles Townsend: [over intercom] I talked to the police commissioner this morning. He was as pleased with Julie's work as I was with yours. So we came up with this terrific idea.
Kris Munroe: Which is?
Charles Townsend: [over intercom] Well, the commissioner is willing to make an exception in Julie's case and issue her an investigator's license, on a trial basis.
Kris Munroe: You mean...
Kelly Garrett: She'd be working here, with us?
Bosley: That's the general idea.
Kris Munroe: Just the three of us on this one, Bos?
Bosley: I guess so, in that Tiffany has decided to stay east for a while.
Kelly Garrett: [to Kris] You ready to do some cheesecake?
[Bosley knods aprovingly]
Dale Woodman: You aren't exactly suffering from shyness, are you?
Kris Munroe: What is it they say about a faint heart?
Dale Woodman: Faint heart, never one fair lady.
Dale Woodman: What makes you think that you will succeed here?
Kelly Garrett: What makes you think we can't?
Dale Woodman: Somehow I knew she was going to say that.
Dale Woodman: Ambition, gall, call it what you like. The world belongs to those who have it.
Kris Munroe: [watching a belly dancer] How does she do that?
Kelly Garrett: I think you need special joints.
Dale Woodman: You're ten minutes late.
Kelly Garrett: You're very punctual.
Dale Woodman: You will be too, if you come to work for me.
Kelly Garrett: What do you do?
Steve: What do you like?
Kelly Garrett: Oh, I'd like to know what you do.
Bosley: I have the feeling that if Julie Rogers gets cornered, she can be very, very mean.