Celebrity Poker Showdown (TV Series)
Tournament 3, Game 5 (2004)
Amy Poehler: Self
Quotes
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Seth Meyers : Just so you know Amy, I had 3 Kings.
Amy Poehler : You had 3 Kings!
Seth Meyers : Yep.
Amy Poehler : You only had 2 cards!
Seth Meyers : Gotta pay to see 'em.
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Amy Poehler : You had a two-headed King on your card?
Seth Meyers : Yeah, I guess like...
Amy Poehler : They're very rare, two-headed Kings.
Seth Meyers : A King slept with a Queen that was his cousin.
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Amy Poehler : We have to think of some nicknames for each other.
Seth Meyers : Yep... your Foldy.
Hank Azaria : Your Over-Bet, right?
Seth Meyers : I'm Over-Bet.
Amy Poehler : Over-Bet, Foldy.
Hank Azaria : Probably I'm Tamera.
Gail O'Grady : I was gonna ask you why.
Hank Azaria : Why not?
Amy Poehler : I would like to be called Lady Fantastic for the rest of this game.
Jeff Gordon : I wanna be called Paris Hilton because I'm going down faster than her.
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Hank Azaria : This is the dirtiest game I've ever played.
Jeffrey Ross : That's the dirtiest t-shirt I've ever seen.
Hank Azaria : Look at what he's wearing. How can he stay on the clothes thing?
Jeffrey Ross : What's wrong with my shirt?
Seth Meyers : What I like about your shirt, Jeff, is they did those things on the arms and when they were done they go, "You know what, we need it down the middle aswell. We need more of it."
Amy Poehler : It's like a built-in tie.
Jeffrey Ross : Anything?
Hank Azaria : Honestly, it's like Stevie Wonder would've rejected that shirt.
Jeffrey Ross : Bobby, anything?
Gail O'Grady : I like they menu. I mean, you got a little bit chocolate chip and some fruit, it's kinda like the menu.