Dr.Tommy Pino: [giving Danny directions over the phone how to get a corpse's temperature to determine time of death] Now plant it in the endzone and put some points on the board.
Danny Messer: [after finding out the panic room he's locked in won't open] You're telling me this spaceship doesn't open up again until tomorrow morning?
Danny Messer: [after using glue and a coffee pot to check a knife for fingerprints] Think I've seen this on an episode of The Flintstones.
Danny Messer: Oh Miss MacGyver... grab your camera! I've got a foreign print!
Detective Stella Bonasera: How does somebody get inside of a locked vault with only one door?
Danny Messer: If Houdini were alive, we'd have our killer.
Detective Stella Bonasera: That's it? No butler?
Det. Don Flack: No.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Too bad. I though we could wrap up that one quick.
Det. Don Flack: What?
Detective Stella Bonasera: In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
Det. Don Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.
[after Danny gets locked in a small panic room]
Detective Stella Bonasera: I'm gonna start processing out here.
Danny Messer: Great... I'll be in here!