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"CSI: Miami" Dispo Day (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)

(2003)

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Waiter: I didn't touch her

Calleigh Duquesne: You don't have to touch somebody to shoot them.

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Eric Delko: Car's stolen.

Calleigh Duquesne: Based on...?

Eric Delko: Based on the screwdriver in the ignition.

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Calleigh Duquesne: So you're going to shave before you go to IAB?

Tim Speedle: It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.

Calleigh Duquesne: Well, you know, presentation is everything.

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Polygraph Tester: [Doing a lie detector test on Calleigh] Is your name Calleigh Duquesne?

Calleigh Duquesne: [after Calleigh inhailed cocaine] Yes. And my nickname is 'Lambchop'. But only my dad calls me that!

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Lieutenant Horatio Caine: This cocaine did not come from Haiti.

Tim Speedle: Not unless Haiti's in the middle of our crime lab.

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Lieutenant Horatio Caine: They ask about your girlfriend?

Eric Delko: H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.

Lieutenant Horatio Caine: No girlfriend this week?

Eric Delko: The girl I'm seeing... I'm glad she doesn't have a polygraph.

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Enrique Rayas: You're the investigator in the dispo case that resulted in two tragic deaths. You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?

Detective Frank Tripp: Yeah.

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Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Hey, Jack. You miss being a real cop?

Jack Seeger: You're just full of them today, aren't you?

Lieutenant Horatio Caine: You have no idea!

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Paul Tomassi: Do you have any idea how much one of those costs?

Lieutenant Horatio Caine: About half as much as two.

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Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Five hundred dispos, we've never had a problem.

Detective Frank Tripp: You take the dope out of evidence, re-analyze it to make sure nobody pulled a switcheroo, and then cart it across town? We should just burn it at CSI.

Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Remind me to order the industrial-sized incinerator next time.

Detective Frank Tripp: Dispo route's classified. Somebody was in on the secret.

Lieutenant Horatio Caine: No such thing as a secret in Miami, Detective. Only useful information.

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Detective Frank Tripp: You're not smart enough to put this thing together on your own. Who's your partner?

Paul Tomassi: I don't have one. My name is the only one on the company's paper.

Detective Frank Tripp: That's 'cause you're stupid.

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Jack Seeger: Don't make me call Lt. Caine.

Calleigh Duquesne: I wouldn't make my LT take a call from you.

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Lieutenant Horatio Caine: You guys couldn't find you ass with both hands.

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