- Megan Donner: This person's goofy footed. He keeps his right foot on the board, pushes off with his left. That's not as common.
- Calleigh Duquesne: And you know this how, Miss Three-Inch Heels?
- [finding a diamond ring the victim's stomach contents]
- Alexx Woods: Looks like she ate about four carats for her last supper.
- Mr. Jones: You ever seen a gator comin' toward you in a sewer? Hell, you don't talk to the som'bitch, you shoot it.