[They find out that the body in the pool is a CPR dummy]
Gil Grissom: This is not a crime scene.
[Then the alarm goes off and they find the sword missing and the guard tied up with duct tape]
Gil Grissom: This is a crime scene.
Catherine Willows: [Indicating the victim] If she's bit, there's spit. If there's spit, there's DNA. Swab her neck!
Nick Stokes: [after accidentally breaking a valuable sword] I was being careful, I swear!
Gil Grissom: [to the guard] I'm sorry - there's no gentle way to do this
[Pulls the tape from the guard's mouth]
Sara Sidle: [Checking the liquid on the floor] This is sweet.
Catherine Willows: Doesn't the room have a sign saying no food or drink allowed?
Gil Grissom: Make sure you get that to Greg!
Catherine Willows: [Looking at the bite marks] These marks arn't consistant with human teeth.
David Phillips: What about fangs?
Warrick Brown: Fangs? come on!