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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Random Acts of Violence (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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[after Nick takes Archie to a crime scene at a software company]

Greg Sanders: I thought we had a relationship going! What are you doing taking Archie into the field instead of me?

Nick Stokes: Right tool for the right job, man.

Greg Sanders: What do you mean?

Nick Stokes: Hey, Archie? What's that "Star Trek" episode with that guy and the forehead thingy and the time portal...?

Archie: Original, TNG, Deep Space Nine, Voyager or Enterprise?

Greg Sanders: Point taken.

Archie: ...Or were you thinking about Farscape?

Nick Stokes: I have no idea what you are talking about.

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Archie: [about a girl in the case] Oh Serina, you can defrag my hard drive anytime.

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[about a suspect in a case that is personal to Warrick]

Warrick Brown: This guy's been in Matt's house.

Gil Grissom: What is this?

Warrick Brown: [holds up a trophy] Matt's team won this three years ago.

[picks up another]

Warrick Brown: This trophy was given to the rec center last year. I found all this stuff in Jacobs' car.

Gil Grissom: Well, if this is evidence, it needs to be tagged and cataloged.

Warrick Brown: This is the same guy who shot Matt's daughter in the head and he's walking around laughing at us.

Gil Grissom: Can you prove that?

Warrick Brown: What is this? I've been putting guys away like this for years and now that it matters, it's like you're holding me back here.

[people in the lab begin to stare]

Gil Grissom: Your job, Warrick, is to process evidence. Objectively and without prejudice.

Warrick Brown: I'm so tired of hearing that. I've heard it a million times. I can't be like you. I'm not a robot, okay! I actually care about these people!

Gil Grissom: You know what? You're not working on this case anymore. I'll have another assignment for you tomorrow.

Warrick Brown: Keep it.

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[to Nick about girl in a case]

Archie: Wow, Serena, you can defrag my hard drive any time.

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