[after Nick takes Archie to a crime scene at a software company]
Greg Sanders: I thought we had a relationship going! What are you doing taking Archie into the field instead of me?
Nick Stokes: Right tool for the right job, man.
Greg Sanders: What do you mean?
Nick Stokes: Hey, Archie? What's that "Star Trek" episode with that guy and the forehead thingy and the time portal...?
Archie: Original, TNG, Deep Space Nine, Voyager or Enterprise?
Greg Sanders: Point taken.
Archie: ...Or were you thinking about Farscape?
Nick Stokes: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Archie: [about a girl in the case] Oh Serina, you can defrag my hard drive anytime.
[about a suspect in a case that is personal to Warrick]
Warrick Brown: This guy's been in Matt's house.
Gil Grissom: What is this?
Warrick Brown: [holds up a trophy] Matt's team won this three years ago.
[picks up another]
Warrick Brown: This trophy was given to the rec center last year. I found all this stuff in Jacobs' car.
Gil Grissom: Well, if this is evidence, it needs to be tagged and cataloged.
Warrick Brown: This is the same guy who shot Matt's daughter in the head and he's walking around laughing at us.
Gil Grissom: Can you prove that?
Warrick Brown: What is this? I've been putting guys away like this for years and now that it matters, it's like you're holding me back here.
[people in the lab begin to stare]
Gil Grissom: Your job, Warrick, is to process evidence. Objectively and without prejudice.
Warrick Brown: I'm so tired of hearing that. I've heard it a million times. I can't be like you. I'm not a robot, okay! I actually care about these people!
Gil Grissom: You know what? You're not working on this case anymore. I'll have another assignment for you tomorrow.
Warrick Brown: Keep it.