"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Pirates of the Third Reich (2006)

Director:

Richard J. Lewis

Writers:

Anthony E. Zuiker (creator) and
Jerry Stahl (writer)

TV Series:

"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2000)

Original Air Date:

9 February 2006 (Season 6, Episode 15)

Genre:

Crime | Drama | Mystery | Thriller

Plot:

A half-naked woman is found half buried in the desert with a branding on her arm. She has no hair and is missing her right hand...

Plot Keywords:

Dominatrix | Investigation | Crime Lab | Police | Evidence

Cast

William Petersen	...	Gil Grissom
Marg Helgenberger	...	Catherine Willows
Gary Dourdan	...	Warrick Brown
George Eads	...	Nick Stokes
Jorja Fox	...	Sara Sidle
Eric Szmanda	...	Greg Sanders
Robert David Hall	...	Dr. Al Robbins
Paul Guilfoyle	...	Captain Jim Brass
Melinda Clarke	...	Lady Heather
Liz Vassey	...	Wendy Simms
Kevin Crowley	...	Jacob Wolfowitz / Johann Sneller
Jim Cody Williams	...	Happy Jack
Tony Amendola	...	Professor Rambar
David Berman	...	David Phillips
Jeff Sugarman	...	Dr. Mulligan

Country:

USA

Language:

English | German

Color:

Color

Company:

CBS Paramount Network Television

Goofs:

Errors in geography: Grissom tells Lady Heather her daughter was found near Sparks. Sparks is near Reno, not Las Vegas.

Quotes:

Wendy Simms: ...and, the eye ball belonged to a Jack Landers, who - is a convicted sex offender.
Sara Sidle: Would sticking your eye ball into a woman's eye socket constitute as sex offence?
Wendy Simms: Well, rape is legally defined as putting an unwanted foreign object into a genital opening - so, sexual? No.
Sara Sidle: But... offensive - yeah.

A Very Strange And Sick Episode

A dead body is found in the windy desert. She's emaciated, bald, and has some sort of "brand" on her with a number (#18), reminding Brass and Grissom of similar people who suffered this kind of fate 60-some years ago. What is going on?

It really gets bizarre in a hurry, as the medical examiner and DNA specialists discover the woman had someone else's eye put into her socket in the last week and that she had some really weird viruses in her that were eating her organs from the inside out. Some of this is really gross.

It gets even more weird as they find a lunatic guy on the streets who claims he is "Captain Jack," a pirate. (No, it's not Johnny Depp). At the doctor's office, Captain Jack is missing an eye, apparently was lobotomized and has the same "brand" that the dead girl had, expect his brand says "19."

If this episode wasn't strange enough, "Lady Heather," a sex-sicko from the past whom Grisson (William Petersen) always liked, gets involved when the dead girl turns out to be her daughter.

What is so typical of these secular-progressive-written shows is that "Lady Heather," who commits crimes in this CSI-Las Vegas show as well as despicable sex acts, is shown as a "good guy" and a sympathetic figure. In this story, she kidnaps a guy and is literally whipping him to death....and she gets a hug from Grisson. Are you kidding me?