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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Hollywood Brass (TV Episode 2005) Poster

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[first lines; Hollywood Boulevard]

Ellie Rebecca Brass: Hey. You get anything?

Dakota: No.

[a BMW pulls up alongside them]

Dakota: My, uh, knight in shining German armor has arrived.

Ellie Rebecca Brass: See if he has room for two. Careful.

Dakota: [to driver] Hey. You wanna party?

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Captain Jim Brass: Oh. Hey, Sheriff. I'm glad I caught you. Um...

[pause]

Captain Jim Brass: I got to take some emergency leave. It's a... it's a family matter.

Sheriff Burdick: I didn't know you had a family.

Captain Jim Brass: Well, you're new, we haven't had a chance to talk. I briefed my lieutenant on my cases. He'll cover for me for a couple of days.

Sheriff Burdick: This is not a good time for family problems. All the narco guys are at a HIDTA conference. I got no backup. I'm still learning the ropes here.

Captain Jim Brass: Well, it's never a good time to have a family problem, Sheriff. Look, I don't ask for time off normally, I'd appreciate the courtesy.

Sheriff Burdick: Do I have a choice here, Jim? Get back here as soon as you can.

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Captain Jim Brass: L.A. seems to agree with you.

Captain Annie Kramer: Oh, yeah, well, I couldn't take another Jersey winter. Or another Jersey cop.

Captain Jim Brass: You stay in touch with the old crew?

Captain Annie Kramer: You know, dirty cops don't like to hang with clean ones.

Captain Jim Brass: So that's why they called me squeaky?

Captain Annie Kramer: I thought what you did took a lot of guts. Integrity is hard to come by in vice.

Captain Jim Brass: Yeah, it's the only detail where you're told to drink, gamble and pick up hookers, all the while carrying a gun.

Captain Annie Kramer: Garden of Eden. Temptation kills you, or it compromises you.

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Warrick Brown: Hey, you know, uh, Jim, I'm here all weekend. If you need anything, don't hesitate to call... Remember, what happens in L.A., stays in L.A.

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Captain Annie Kramer: L.A. has over two hundred criminalists. You got to bring your own guy?

Captain Jim Brass: Well, Rick is like a vampire. He needs to be invited in.

Captain Annie Kramer: If this goes to court, Warrick's going to have to come back and testify.

Warrick Brown: Well, you got beaches, bikinis, free trip to L.A.? I'm down.

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Captain Jim Brass: [answers the phone] Brass.

Sheriff Burdick: Family business? That is a wedding or a funeral, or a bar mitzvah. That is not permission to become a vice cop in another jurisdiction! Get back here now.

Captain Jim Brass: Who you've been talking to?

Sheriff Burdick: Not that it matters. The police chief called me after Judge Peters called him. I hear they do a nice t-bone at Musso's.

Captain Jim Brass: Look, my kid's in trouble, Ben.

Sheriff Burdick: Well, if she's not dead, you get your ass back here.

Captain Jim Brass: Look, write me up for insubordination. I can't come back now.

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Ronnie: [to Captain Kramer] You want me to admit to a murder I didn't commit, so you can reduce a drug charge? What, you're high, right? Y-y-you must be high.

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Dr. Al Robbins: [to phone] I thought you were asked to come home.

Captain Jim Brass: [to phone] I'll be home tomorrow.

Dr. Al Robbins: I hope she was worth it.

Captain Jim Brass: What do you mean?

Dr. Al Robbins: I don't know, I mean, you put your career on the line, I assume there's a woman involved.

Captain Jim Brass: What are you, a detective now?

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[Brass and Krammer enter Assistant City Attorney's house to search it]

Todd Piccone: Hey, I just had the floors polished. Will you at least take your shoes off, please?

Captain Jim Brass: I sleep in my shoes, Todd.

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Nick Stokes: [to phone] Did you get his autograph for me?

Captain Jim Brass: [to phone] You know, actually I did, and if you get me a match, you might be able to meet him at his trial.

Nick Stokes: Do you think that would make his autograph worth more? Or less?

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Captain Jim Brass: Yeah, not today. But look at you. You've turned yourself into a disposable human being. Don't you get it? You're nothing but plumbing.

Ellie Rebecca Brass: What, you're going to send me to my room and ground me? Have a patrol car pick me up at prom? Or spank me?

Captain Jim Brass: Okay. You're right. You're right. I messed up. But I'm just trying to do the best that I can. I wish you could say the same thing.

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