CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)
Hollywood Brass (2005)
Paul Guilfoyle: Captain Jim Brass
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Quotes
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Captain Jim Brass : L.A. seems to agree with you.
Captain Annie Kramer : Oh, yeah, well, I couldn't take another Jersey winter. Or another Jersey cop.
Captain Jim Brass : You stay in touch with the old crew?
Captain Annie Kramer : You know, dirty cops don't like to hang with clean ones.
Captain Jim Brass : So that's why they called me squeaky?
Captain Annie Kramer : I thought what you did took a lot of guts. Integrity is hard to come by in vice.
Captain Jim Brass : Yeah, it's the only detail where you're told to drink, gamble and pick up hookers, all the while carrying a gun.
Captain Annie Kramer : Garden of Eden. Temptation kills you, or it compromises you.
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Captain Annie Kramer : L.A. has over two hundred criminalists. You got to bring your own guy?
Captain Jim Brass : Well, Rick is like a vampire. He needs to be invited in.
Captain Annie Kramer : If this goes to court, Warrick's going to have to come back and testify.
Warrick Brown : Well, you got beaches, bikinis, free trip to L.A.? I'm down.
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Captain Jim Brass : [answers the phone] Brass.
Sheriff Burdick : Family business? That is a wedding or a funeral, or a bar mitzvah. That is not permission to become a vice cop in another jurisdiction! Get back here now.
Captain Jim Brass : Who you've been talking to?
Sheriff Burdick : Not that it matters. The police chief called me after Judge Peters called him. I hear they do a nice t-bone at Musso's.
Captain Jim Brass : Look, my kid's in trouble, Ben.
Sheriff Burdick : Well, if she's not dead, you get your ass back here.
Captain Jim Brass : Look, write me up for insubordination. I can't come back now.
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Dr. Al Robbins : [to phone] I thought you were asked to come home.
Captain Jim Brass : [to phone] I'll be home tomorrow.
Dr. Al Robbins : I hope she was worth it.
Captain Jim Brass : What do you mean?
Dr. Al Robbins : I don't know, I mean, you put your career on the line, I assume there's a woman involved.
Captain Jim Brass : What are you, a detective now?
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[Brass and Krammer enter Assistant City Attorney's house to search it]
Todd Piccone : Hey, I just had the floors polished. Will you at least take your shoes off, please?
Captain Jim Brass : I sleep in my shoes, Todd.
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Nick Stokes : [to phone] Did you get his autograph for me?
Captain Jim Brass : [to phone] You know, actually I did, and if you get me a match, you might be able to meet him at his trial.
Nick Stokes : Do you think that would make his autograph worth more? Or less?
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Captain Jim Brass : Yeah, not today. But look at you. You've turned yourself into a disposable human being. Don't you get it? You're nothing but plumbing.
Ellie Rebecca Brass : What, you're going to send me to my room and ground me? Have a patrol car pick me up at prom? Or spank me?
Captain Jim Brass : Okay. You're right. You're right. I messed up. But I'm just trying to do the best that I can. I wish you could say the same thing.
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Captain Jim Brass : Oh. Hey, Sheriff. I'm glad I caught you. Um...
[pause]
Captain Jim Brass : I got to take some emergency leave. It's a... it's a family matter.
Sheriff Burdick : I didn't know you had a family.
Captain Jim Brass : Well, you're new, we haven't had a chance to talk. I briefed my lieutenant on my cases. He'll cover for me for a couple of days.
Sheriff Burdick : This is not a good time for family problems. All the narco guys are at a HIDTA conference. I got no backup. I'm still learning the ropes here.
Captain Jim Brass : Well, it's never a good time to have a family problem, Sheriff. Look, I don't ask for time off normally, I'd appreciate the courtesy.
Sheriff Burdick : Do I have a choice here, Jim? Get back here as soon as you can.