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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Getting Off (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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Jamal: Finders keepers, baby. I gotta bag me some ho's.

Warrick Brown: What drug is he on?

Captain Jim Brass: I don't know. Whatever it is, he either took too much or not enough.

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Catherine Willows: [analyzing boxers] Alright, what do those look like to you?

Greg Sanders: Semen stains.

Catherine Willows: Yeah.

Greg Sanders: Which on a man's underwear aren't exactly probative.

Catherine Willows: No.

Greg Sanders: I can't tell you how long they've been there or how often the guy changes his shorts. You know, I knew guys who could go up to four days on one single pair of tighty whities.

Catherine Willows: Thanks for puttin' that picture in my brain.

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Greg Sanders: The gods of CODIS have blessed us with a hit: Riley "Boom-Boom" Reynaldo. Proud owner of two assault-and-battery charges and one possession with the intent to distribute.

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[Mindy is a drug addict whose problem indirectly cost a friend his life]

Mindy DuPont: One guy's dead. One guy's going to jail.

Gil Grissom: You're free to go.

Mindy DuPont: Go where?

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Sara Sidle: [Grissom gave her a strange look] What?

Gil Grissom: I haven't seen you in a while, have I?

Sara Sidle: You see me every day.

[smiles and walks away]

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Catherine Willows: So, if he was hooking it up in Tranny Town, we'd expect to find some man-on-man porn. All we've got here is varying sizes of jugs.

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[picking Cath up for dinner]

Chris Bezich: So, what are you in the mood for?

Catherine Willows: Room service.

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Buddy Ween: That son of a bitch! He was working off the books. I can't believe he would try to stiff me.

Sara Sidle: He's actually the one who got stiffed.

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