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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Formalities (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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[first lines]

[Grissom struggles to tie a bowtie]

Catherine Willows: What are you doing?

Gil Grissom: I'm going insane. I don't understand this diagram.

Catherine Willows: You don't need a diagram. You need a woman.

[stands behind him and successfully ties the tie]

Catherine Willows: I'm looking forward to your speech.

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Catherine Willows: Tough shift.

Greg Sanders: You did say "shift", right?

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[Grissom's speech on a napkin]

Gil Grissom: What can I say about Conrad Ecklie?

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Sofia Curtis: Sofia Curtis.

Gil Grissom: CSI-three, day shift. You work for Ecklie.

Sofia Curtis: As of tonight, so do you.

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[Grissom leaves the ballroom and comes to the hotel]

Officer Metcalf: Hey, Griss. What's with the monkey suit?

Gil Grissom: I was at a funeral across the street.

Officer Metcalf: At a casino? My condolences.

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Gil Grissom: Do you always process like this?

Sofia Curtis: Like what?

Gil Grissom: With your mouth.

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[Sofia tells something to Grissom who isn't paying attention to her]

Sofia Curtis: [pause] That time I was talking to you.

Gil Grissom: Huh?

[turns to her]

Gil Grissom: Sorry. I was, uh, treating it like white noise.

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Catherine Willows: Why are you talking to yourself?

Gil Grissom: I'm trying a new technique.

Catherine Willows: Is it working?

Gil Grissom: I have no idea.

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Catherine Willows: You crack this kid's head open, all that would come out would be T and A.

Greg Sanders: I think you said that about me once.

Catherine Willows: Actually, more than once.

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Sofia Curtis: It's OK I am wearing underwear. As far as you know.

Gil Grissom: Oh.

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