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[after finding $100 bills in a beaver dam]

Nick Stokes: Las Vegas, where even a beaver can strike it rich.

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[after finding ejaculate on a table and bed sheets]

Greg Sanders: We want to see who *came* and went.

[Grissom gives him a weird look]

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[at a Plus-Size People convention]

Greg Sanders: Some guys like curves.

Detective Vartann: There's curves, and then there's *rolls*.

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[last lines]

Greg Sanders: So what do you like? What gets your juices flowing?

Gil Grissom: Someone who doesn't judge me.

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Gil Grissom: I'm not married.

Regina Kern: Girlfriend?

Gil Grissom: No.

Regina Kern: [smiling] You want one?

Gil Grissom: [smiling] Yes, I do.

[gives a wink]

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Sara Sidle: Relax and lie down on your back.

Greg Sanders: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage. And Grissom wasn't watching.

[pause]

Greg Sanders: That was a different dream.

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Sara Sidle: It's not like you to get right down to business.

David Hodges: Even I have off days, Sara.

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Dr. Al Robbins: Gabe Miller's still alive. As much as a politician can be.

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Nick Stokes: They should do a commercial for the city - "Las Vegas: where even the beaver can strike it rich."

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Warrick Brown: Who do you like?

Catherine Willows: Charlotte. My mother grew up in North Carolina.

Warrick Brown: Okay, I'll give you Charlotte +2.

Catherine Willows: What do I get if I win?

Warrick Brown: How about a fabulous dinner.

Catherine Willows: I'll take your action.

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Gil Grissom: Hi beetle!

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Catherine Willows: The only thing that sports book means to me is guys without showers.

Warrick Brown: [laughs] That's actually true.

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