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"Burke's Law" Who Killed 711? (1964)
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Original Air Date:
9 December 1964
(Season 2, Episode 12)
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When a businessman, Buddy Jack Cook, with a very shady reputation is found slain in a hotel elevator, Harold Harold, his accountant, is the prime suspect. | add synopsis
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Millionaire
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Police
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Rolls Royce
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Police Officer
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Murder
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It doesn't do anything! That is the beauty of it!
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Cast
(Episode Credited cast)| Gene Barry | ... | Capt. Amos Burke | |
| Gary Conway | ... | Det. Tim Tilson | |
| Regis Toomey | ... | Det. Les Hart | |
| Leon Lontoc | ... | Henry | |
| Hans Conried | ... | Pepe Van Heller | |
| Broderick Crawford | ... | Tristram Corporal | |
| Dan Duryea | ... | Sam Atherton | |
| Rhonda Fleming | ... | Clarissa Benton | |
| Burgess Meredith | ... | Harold Harold | |
| Mamie Van Doren | ... | Aurora Knight | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Allyson Ames | ... | Gal in Lobby | |
| Marianna Case | ... | Glamorous Dame | |
| Susanne Cramer | ... | Cindy | |
| Lou Krugman | ... | Man in Lobby | |
| Buddy Lewis | ... | Cab Driver | |
| Eileen O'Neill | ... | Sgt. Gloria Ames | |
| Lisa Seagram | ... | Ventura Jones | |
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Det. Tim Tilson:
What is it?
Harold Harold: Well, it's my... my therapy... I'm still perfecting it.
Det. Tim Tilson: What does it do?
Harold Harold: Do?
Det. Tim Tilson: Yeah, what's it for?
Harold Harold: Well... nothing... nothing. I mean... that's the beauty of it.
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Harold Harold: Well, it's my... my therapy... I'm still perfecting it.
Det. Tim Tilson: What does it do?
Harold Harold: Do?
Det. Tim Tilson: Yeah, what's it for?
Harold Harold: Well... nothing... nothing. I mean... that's the beauty of it.
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For years people have been searching the far corners of the universe to find the source of the all-to-familiar quote: "What does it do?" "Do? It doesn't do anything. That's the beauty of it!" And now, we know. Although it is often misquoted, the line appeared here first. An obscure 60's television show spoken by none other than Burgess Meredith, standing in front of exactly what we would have imagined the quote was describing.
Not convinced? I dare you to find a more accurate source. It almost is a disappointment that the mystique is gone. I fear the quote (and source) will be forgotten, only to be remembered, or more accurately, re-forgotten by a new generation. Much like the dancing frog from the Looney Tunes cartoons.