Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

What's My Line?: Part 2 (1997)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Xander Harris : Angel's our friend... Except I don't like him.

• Xander Harris : A Slayer, huh? I knew this "I'm the only one, I'm the only one" thing was just an attention-getter.

• Cordelia Chase : I can't believe that I'm stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth here with *you*!

  Xander Harris : I hope these are my last moments. Three more seconds with you and I'm gonna...

  Cordelia Chase : I'm gonna what, Coward?

  Xander Harris : Moron.

  Cordelia Chase : I hate you!

  Xander Harris : I hate you!

  [they kiss] 

  Xander Harris : We *so* need to get outta here.

  Cordelia Chase : Uh-huh.

• Cordelia Chase : You know what? I'm going... I'd rather be worm food than look at *your* pathetic face!

  Xander Harris : Then go. I'm not stopping ya.

  Cordelia Chase : I bet you wouldn't. I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself.

  Xander Harris : Not just any girl. You're special.

• Xander Harris : [finds what he's looking for in old tome]  Oh, here we go. I am the Bug Man, coo-coo ca-choo.

• Buffy Summers : You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?

  Xander Harris : No, but this dude was completely different than Praying Mantis Lady. He was a man *of* bugs, not a man who was a bug.

• Rupert Giles : And I fear the worst is yet to come. I've - I've discovered the remaining keys to Drusilla's cure. The - the ritual requires the presence of her sire...

  [which alerts Buffy to a major crisis] 

  Rupert Giles : and it must take place in the church on the night of the new moon.

  Kendra : The new moon? But that is tonight.

  Rupert Giles : Exactly. And I'm sure the assassins were here to kill Buffy before she could put a stop to things.

  Buffy Summers : They need Drusilla's sire? You mean, the vamp that made her?

  Rupert Giles : Yeah.

  Willow Rosenberg : Buffy, what is it?

  Buffy Summers : Angel... He's Drusilla's sire.

  Xander Harris : Man, that guy got major neck in his day!

  [gets slapped on his shoulder by disgusted Willow] 

• Xander Harris : [to bug man]  Hey, Larva Boy... Yeah, that's right. I'm talking to you, you big cootie!

• [an assassin has trapped Cordelia and Xander in Buffy's basement] 

  Xander Harris : What are you doin'?

  Cordelia Chase : Going to see if he's gone!

  Xander Harris : That's brilliant. What if he isn't?

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, right! You think we should just slack here and hope that somebody else decides to be a hero? Sorry. Forgot I was stranded with a *loser*!

  Xander Harris : And yet I never forgot that I'm stuck with the numb-brain who let Mr. Mutant in the house in the first place!

  Cordelia Chase : He looked normal!

  Xander Harris : What? Is he supposed to have an arrow with the word "assassin" over his head? All it took was the prospect of a free makeover and you licked his hand like a big, dumb dog.

• Xander Harris : Dorkhead! You slash me with your words!

• Xander Harris : Welcome. So, you're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman.

  Kendra : I - I hope... I tank you, I mean, sir, um... I will be of service.

  Xander Harris : Great! Good. It's good to be a giver.